santa wont be the only one coming tonight if you play your cards right
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
john green takes a shower
john green eats a bean burrito
john green loses weight
john green finds inner peace
john green killed augustus waters
john green abandons his children
john green loses his best friend in the entire world
dID YOU JUST
i am an asshole and that is all
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN