hav0cinourhearts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god


What if you bite it and die, but yet if it bit you you would die ?

hav0cinourhearts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

What if you bite it and die, but yet if it bit you you would die ?

(Source: ultrafacts)

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

image

image

(Source: lizamayriee)

2x13 We have Manners. We’re Polite

(Source: exarchopoulosed)

mcstump:

dear straight people,

aye yo tumblr, we need to talk about how this slam poem will fucking change your life

(Source: offsided)

derpy-herp:

Florence looked so perfect at Orange Warsaw Festival today, I am so sad I couldn’t be there

(Source: facebook.com)

miracleman701:

nurselisainohio:

queenbroslob:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety

Umm.. WOWSA!

pretty badass

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Send me a confession that you’ve always wanted to say to me on Anon. Don’t worry about giving me hints or telling me who you are. Just tell me something you’ve always wanted to say to me but haven’t had the courage to say.

(Source: theflyingshadow)

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

litchfieldprisonblues:

The cast of Orange is the New Black spent today volunteering with Piper Kerman at a facility for children with parents in prison.

I’m so impressed. This is so beautiful.

pizzasodathemoon:

hippiebabysitterr:

tina-the-fat-lard:

the-eyeball-fairy:

freudianslipnslide:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

What’s really cool is, humans are the only primates known to have this instinct at birth. Other ape babies would just freak out and drown. So I don’t think it comes from being in amniotic fluid for 9 months (since it’s not like they have room to actually swim in there). It’s been speculated that humans evolved in the ocean at some point, which is a really cool theory that I recommend checking out.

Also, SWIMMING BABY IS ADORABLE.

LIKE MERMAIDS

thought this was gonna be about nirvana tbh

omg

(Source: derindengirenler)

Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.

John Green (via nel-tune)

(Source: pansyserum)