So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via purplebuddhaproject)

Straight to my little butch heart

(via awolfnamedleo)

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

(Source: ifeeltheglow)

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

(Source: mattzhealy)

twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 

Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

emptyrequiem:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

how to avoid sextiing. 101

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

(Source: superziggy)

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

(Source: maddierose)

rememberingsuunday:

so I don’t post anything I write…ever but I was messing around on word tonight just as a way to vent some feelings I guess

I wouldn’t even call this writing, more like “word vomit” but ya know it’s my blog and I needed to put this somewhere yeah

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

penis-hilton:

7eleven:

What does that say

idk

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

(Source: frantzofanon)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret